Liberal Tears Energy Drink - 12 Pack

There’s nothing quite like that moment—taking a bold sip and feeling the energy surge through you while knowing that somewhere, a liberal’s sensibilities are quaking. The Liberal Tears Energy Drink isn’t just here to power you up; it’s here to make a statement, turn heads, and have your “woke” friend double-take as they clutch their sustainably sourced, triple-filtered, free-range water.

With the unapologetically bold taste of Patriot Peach and precisely 150mg of caffeinated kick per can, you’re fueled up to tackle whatever comes your way—cutting through red tape or just cutting your lawn with a freedom-fueled grin. Sip, laugh, and repeat because life’s too short for watered-down flavors and opinions.

Grab a can and let freedom fizz! 

Key Features:
- Flavor: A unique blend that invigorates without the sugar crash.
- Pack Size: 12 cans, perfect for sharing or enjoying solo.
- Warning: May cause excessive patriotism and a sense of freedom!